urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

(via crystallized-teardrops)

disneyismyescape:

tommyjokerphotos:

Disney Villains arguing

that pumpkin has had enough with them 
"I’m out, I just… I’m out"

disneyismyescape:

tommyjokerphotos:

Disney Villains arguing

that pumpkin has had enough with them 

"I’m out, I just… I’m out"

(via disneyismyescape)

Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

p-raise:

stop:

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

I live in Florida and can vouch for how accurate this is

my moods lol

p-raise:

stop:

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

I live in Florida and can vouch for how accurate this is

my moods lol

(Source: looo-ch, via jennagonnaeatu)

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

(via okaymad)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn, via tessanat)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via bullied)

"If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it."

— Reyna Biddy (via hairspr4y)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via whoduhthunkit)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

stereoculturesociety:

CultureHISTORY: The Ferguson Protests - #NMOS14

In light of Mike Brown’s murder, and the police occupation of Ferguson, something extraordinary is happening. With the help of #BlackTwitter, social media, the spotlight of national attention and the impassioned citizens of Ferguson, a protest movement is taking shape and it is important to bear witness.

First there was the #IfTheyGunnedMeDown thread which was reported in the NY Times & LA Times, the #DontShoot thread of photos (some above), and tomorrow a National Moment of Silence across the country for the victims of police brutality.  

Thursday, August 14th#NMOS14 - 4:00P (PT) / 6:00P (CT) / 7:00P (ET). Check cities/location here.

The issue of police brutality against communities of color is a decades-old problem. But with new technology, everyone has access to more information and these cases are getting more attention. Plus, in the last four weeks, four unarmed black men have been killed by policemen across the country. Along with Mike Brown in St. Louis, Eric Garner in New York, John Crawford in Dayton, OH and Ezell Ford in L.A. Yes, it’s time for a movement.

(via louiswstyles)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via relahvant)

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well —— you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well —— you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

(Source: warlord-darth, via encourage)

jobiwonkanobi:

If you’ve never been reminded of you and your best friend when watching these pairs you need to sort out your priorities.

(via buried-and-breathing-in-regret)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee, via unescapable)