lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

(via bullied)

flatulentmooncat:

thisisafemblog:

spockdoesntconcur:

Cosmetics companies = billions and billions of dollars of profits for men from the pockets of women.

To the shits writing that men don’t own the beauty and cosmetics industry. It’s men profiting off women’s insecurities. 

i feel like i should be surprised but im really not

(via mxcleod)

paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago" 

(via hoechles-freckles)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea

what if, no, hear me out, what if

bisexual

(via hoechles-freckles)

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

image

THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

(Source: maahammy, via queerboochananbarnes)

self-loved:

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

babyyyyy

(Source: sizvideos, via winterlockin)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

miketooch:

lovelyrita-mm:

These problems will be completely bizarre to people someday.

I have had these problems.

Fuck nostalgia, let’s talk some REAL talk.

(Source: currentlyinactivesll, via winterlockin)

narrycontrary:

nialllhoran:

do you think harry styles sometimes sees the other celebrities making fun of him on tv or he sees the link on twitter and he just lets out a little “heyyyyyy” and pouts at his tv or computer screen

yes

(via zouisblunts)

heart:

if you tell something to my best friend and expect them not to tell me please

r e T H I N K  y o UR  l i f e

(via encourage)

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(Source: quibbs, via bullied)

vulcansausage:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

OH MY GOD SO CUTE 

(Source: seraphica, via korpisusi)

beatsthatarefunky:

thimslickone:

sanspanties:

alwayshorny69

Guys. Take notes and practice. There will be a test. Expect a pop oral quiz at ANYTIME.

.. take notes ..

know this

(via queerboochananbarnes)

perslapi:

Musta tuntuu että millään muulla sivulla suomalaisilla ei ole yhtä suurta runkkurinkiä ku tumblerissa.

Rebloggaa yksi juttu suomalaisuudesta ja yksi seuraajistas rebloggaa sen ja näet kauniisti kuinka jokainen seuraajas seuraa toinen toistaan ja se postaus on kohta pyörähtänyt jokasen seuraajas blogissa.

(via nikopetteri)

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

(via pemsylvania)